I mean, it’s not like President Dumpsterfire invited a foreign leader, who is world renowned at personally fucking with the politics of other countries, into the oval office for a personal kiss the ring session...
Never mind. The asshat actually did that shit. If it hasn’t happened by the end of these remaining two…
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Probably circle-jerking it to some half-assed plan on taking over another wildlife refuge out in the middle of fucking nowhere because they’re starting to realize they’ve been stock piling bullshit in some overpriced LARP’ing fantasy where they’d get to pew pew zombies, or unarmed civilians. Actually standing up for…
“You look like a suspect we’re looking for...”
Hey, if the process decreases this bullshit, maybe it’s a more than just a good step forward.
Literally the president of failing upwards.
“I want to apologize to Christian Cooper for my actions when I encountered him in Central Park yesterday.”
Umm, no. When you deliberately invoke an action that you damn well know could end up with that person getting brutalized, if not outright dead, you don’t get to just say you’re sorry. You step up to the plate and…
Well, of course it’s the Godfather playing on the big screen. It was either that, or Scarface, I guess.
We’ve had the same gorgeous 7+ft fake ass tree we’ve had since buying it on clearance back in 2009. We even stuff it with scented pine cones because it just adds to the lusciousness of it all. The damn ‘never burn out at once!’ lights that are permanently affixed died out, all at once, three years into using it, but…
“...as the general concept of sleeping in total silence, with only the existential creep of time and memory to accompany them, sounds like a damn nightmare.”
Absolutely! Even when out in the wilds, hours from civilization, I still have to have ‘something’ going to get some sleep, or I start hyper-focusing on any…
“People who know me...”
Hate this response so much.
Who you show them has no bearing on who you shown me. And I’m a believer in who you shown me. It doesn’t matter what ‘those’ people think when it comes to you and me.
I had to watch that ending twice, because the first time I couldn’t believe I was watching It’s Sunny, and was waiting for some gross setup/punchline, which thankfully never came. It was a beautiful finale.
10K forklift and deuce and a half, while deployed to Egypt during a co-service event as a young E-3. Wasn’t licenced and had zero experience, but a few quick romps around some empty desert (which there was a lot of,) with a sergeant from the transportation squadron, and some checked off official check boxes, I was a…
Another notch in the ‘never meet your heroes’ belt. When I first caught him getting all bent out of shape about the Illuminati, I just shrugged my shoulders. I still dig Korn, and I still dig Davis’s contribution to the band. Beyond that? Just another nutter with nutty world views. Celebrities/Artists can be just as…
Do the holsters still have the little button strap, to keep the weapon in place while they’re running around? Maybe it’s just the movies talking, but do they still unsnap the snap prior to pulling the weapon, i.e. ready position? Perhaps make the camera auto engage/report when that snap is detected, rather than the…
Late model Corvettes if driven by someone over the age of 55, with a customized license plate, and bonus points if it’s a convertible. They drive aggressively slow, and tend to leave a seven car gap between them and the person in front of them. Blinkerless BMW’s are just eye rolls now, Bro trucks are shoulder shrugs,…
Sounds pretty fair. “Help yourself to the beer. Anything else - you touch it, you buy it. And you’ll tip 20% on top.” Haha.
Or download https://www.dcuniverseonline.com/ off Steam for free, and kinda do the same thing, with more ‘stuff’ to accomplish. But yeah...pretty good for three students putting in effort together.
Did she really jump 1.5x her own height into the air?! WTF...
“If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.” Okie dokie. So, I don’t order drinks from these places. In fact, I’ll have water, thanks. Insane you’re going to try to gouge me with $2.95 for 8oz of soda, let alone an overly sweet cocktail that probably costs more than an entree.
The biggest issue I had with them is I had very little time from when I noticed the puncture to ‘well, your bead is borked...you need to buy new tires now! And you get to buy four of them because they’re directional!”
My car is drifting to the left a little...is it a puncture? An alignment issue? Grading in the road?…