“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

LMAO at some of those old-timey ass baseball players on your old team, Barry. I mean, seriously: Bartolo Colon?

Why bring the stick?

come to mama

(clicks tongue)

As the $55m facility up there says: “No excuses.”

America’s leaders of tomorrow are performing 40 inch box jumps with 500lbs sitting across their backs thanks to this muscular thumb in a polo shirt.

^This several times, it’s likely to be something a supporter would consider a positive in fact. “Hurts the enviroment? Good I hate that thing because people I hate care about it”

Maybe Bothans just die easily?

gritty reboot

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Wow. That old bulldog pic looks great. The new one looks like it’s melting.

it’s like real life photoshop mixed with celebrities who think that they keep getting better looking every time they visit their plastic surgeon 😳😳😳

So, he’s trying to regain his virginity, right?

How can you be cynical about the Olympics? What could be more thrilling than finding out what country is the best at exercising?

Man shut the fuck up

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

I believe LeBron James completely gave up in that Game 6 loss against the Celtics.