Why does Joakim Noah hate cops?

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

I’m kinda surprised Duncan hasn’t been pursued by ESPN or TNT as an analyst. He’s incredibly smart and observant of the tiniest details, and the fact that his normal speaking voice is eerily similar to Dave Chappelle imitating a white person probably is considered an asset by broadcasters.

You mean Meg Trump.

There’s always eSports, Nerlens.

Yeah...

Yeah, they’re always trying to blame things on you, like things in your blood. Whatever. You know you can still play.

Pat Response to Entropy Results in Heat Death

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

It is impossible not to read this in Norm Macdonald’s voice.

“the depiction of Mr. Walton (failing) to celebrate what is most emblematic of his past accomplishment”

Fear is the entire object of terrorism (it’s conveniently located right in the very word). Every time we overreact or change our ideals in the light of a terrorist act, we are complying with the wishes of the terrorist.

Craaaack piiiiipe!

It was too risky. The straight path to the locker room cuts directly through a day care.

Best part is that Trump now owes $5 million to charity.

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.

So Curry sank one and the kid blocked one. So it’s 1-1. To really see how this would shake out I think we’d need to see a best of sev...

Is Whitlock able to stand for the national anthem?