No. Wrong side of the state

This is so good.

I think we found the guy that did it. Job well done.

“You can’t catch all the bad guys” is some interesting logic. Where exactly do you draw the line when deciding which crimes to investigate?

I don’t think it’s so much that they want the university to do something. They know that might not be able to find out who did it. They’re showing they won’t be scared off by an asshole with a can of spray paint.

The best part of this is that he’s a professional athlete, yet not famous enough to have his Twitter verified.

I was wondering where Dan has been

How John Tortorella managed this team is far more disrespectful to the USA than anything anyone can do during the anthem.

It's crazy a dog was able to pull off a bicycle kick

“Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.”

When I'm at a restaurant, I don't eat until everyone has their food. But with a large party, some people start eating before everyone gets their food, and I don't know whether to A) start eating my food and feel like an asshole, or B) keep waiting an make the people who are eating look like assholes. Thoughts?

That's the joke

Poor defending. Those guys got caught ball watching.

Is that fucking real?

Oh man I can't wait to see the numbers he doesn't put up in the minors

Oh man. Thanks for this.

Imagine that. A coach that would rather have players play his style than win, would alienate his players and fans to prove a point.

These are good Americans through and through. They’re putting their livelihoods on the line for an issue that doesn’t directly effect them.

You have obviously never seen the Hot Crazy Matrix

Quick! Somebody build a wall!