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Yay, O’Neal’s back!

First world complaint: I’m so sick of the new trend of showing a trailer for the trailer at the beginning of the fucking trailer.

Much like a Shaw Brothers movie, where everyone - and I mean everyone - is a kung fu master and a fight can break out at any moment for no good reason, I love the notion that this is a world full of nothing but Badass Assassins just waiting to murder you to death. Navy Seal? Assassin. Barista? Assassin. Blind

Being that this is in response to a post that is now just a period, I think you won.

100% agree. I thought this was amazing - and a wonderful look at a little-discussed phenomena in the black community: that co-dependent relationship between customer and stylist/barber. You KNOW for a variety of reasons you should dump their ass, but you just can’t trust your head to another soul. You dare not. I, for

Unsurprisingly, a few years ago when Rowling first revealed this nonsense it became the subject of one of the most quotable Tumblr threads of all time. It may have actually marked the moment when Tumblr as a whole decided they were fucking done with Harry Potter.

A friend of mine posted a tweet/headline from CBS news a little while ago about a man who saved another man from a car accident. The savior missed a job interview to do so and apparently lost his shirt in the process. The man also happened to be an ex-convict.

Quick question: if you’re not one of those shittiest Star Wars fans, why would you automatically assume that line is talking about you?

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this

Huh?

I love ya Bruce but you are no Jack Palance 

Joe Rogan is the quintessential dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy. Kanye is (now) everybody’s idea of a dumb guy. This’ll go great.

If you’re a stoner every movie is a stoner movie.

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Intellectually, I know Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was not a good movie. But I laugh every time I see it.

thank u, av club, for that riveting bit of news.

I almost want to see this now.

I mean, not to mention it isn’t even his child. It’s some kid he kidnapped after he murder her mother, and forced her to spend her childhood in single combat against her adopted sister, torturing the loser.

I think Gamora hit the nail on the head when she said he isn’t capable of love, at least not as a human

“which hinge on the idea that a person is incapable of telling wrong from right—which Thanos clearly can, given his grief at actions he takes during the film”

We all thought Grimace was a sociopath too, but he changed his ways and became one of Ronald’s best friends.

I’ve tried. Even though Mario ticks almost every box on the offensive stereotype bingo card, for whatever reason, he is allowed a pass.  I once had someone try to tell me it’s no different than Hugh Jackman using an American accent, and that I was the real bigot for assuming that Mario was a stereotype.