I don't get the Marney one.

Trump fills outdoor pool with money from a charity, dives in headfirst from the white house roof, breaks neck.
Edit:actually, an aboveground pool would be funnier. And he's wearing one of those old-timey striped leotards when he does it.

She's got four eyes though. Oh my god, if Tom Cruise doesn't call her "four-eyes" as part of some action-hero line at some point during the movie, I will be severely disappointed.

Rosemary Harris in a nightgown.

No, but I'm now completely sold on a movie I had absolutely no interest in.

I always thought it was funny that they made the jerking off metaphor more explicit by just having Tobey Maguire jizz out of his wrist.

Money(bleep)

Han***k

I think it's gonna end in a boy who cried wolf situation. Chuck is going to need Jimmy's help, but he's not going to be there because he's completely lost his brother's trust. Jimmy has allowed resentment to swallow him whole, and something terrible is going to happen because of it.

Even if it does make money, the idea of creating a shared, "avengers" style universe around these classic monster characters is just so stupid. I mean, assuming they don't want to get really ambitious with the idea, and they're just gonna do the obvious which is the Avengers but with monsters, well, these characters…

Uh, something about "wrap", "wrapping" it up, I don't know.

It really looks like he might have turned over a new leaf, right? If so I'm happy for him, but I still think this whole thing might be part of another dastardly scheme to screw over Jimmy.

Fuck, that's nothing compared to the stories my dad tells me about his childhood. He says he and his friends used to have "rock wars". They would split up into two teams, gather up a bunch of rocks, and just throw rocks at each other.

Oh my god, that's idiotic.

Yeah, I was waiting for Batman to just show up out of nowhere at the end, and be all like "Diana, we've got work to do". So, I give them a lot of credit for not doing that.

I would like to see him come back. Maybe, at the last second, he changed his mind and decided to just jump out of the plane before throwing in a grenade.

"I'll see you in hell LBJ."

I have no mechanical aptitude, so I'd probably set myself up as the wasteland's preeminent fashion designer and tailor. Need someone to bedazzle your shoulder pads with spikes, feathers and plastic baby doll heads? Im your guy.

Paris, Texas?

Yeah, I doubt much has changed. But I do think kids seem nicer in general, or at least the culture is trending towards greater inclusivity (or at least, parts of it are, while others are regressing).