This ain't your daddy's aquaman. This Aquaman drinks! He'll save you from drowning, but then totally get drunk on your tab! Alcoholic Aquaman is in your face!

I am digging the way his superspeed looks, followed by streaks of lightning. Looks better than Quicksilver did anyway.

Fool me once, shame on you……you fool me, you can't get fooled again.

Thats exactly why I cant be excited about this movie. It really looks like the director ported over the same feminist themes from Snow White and the Huntsman, and is setting up to treat them just as superficially and exploitatively as he did in that.

While its nice to have Mamoru Oshii's approval on this movie, I'd much rather hear what Masamune Shirow thinks.

This seems to be coming more from the perspective of douchebags who think they're worldly sophisticates, sitting by a fire in their drawing room, sipping brandy and reading proust. Richard Spencer types.

Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I don't really give a shit.

There is that weird moment in the movie where they're in mayor Andy Garcia's office, and they suggest that this kind of thing has happened before and that it all just got swept under the rug. Which kinda suggests it could be a sequel?

But who's gonna write the SCREAAM PLAAAY? WOOOOOOO!

Well, I guess I'll start. (drinks water, clears throat)…WHITEWASHING!! CONTROVERSY!! EMMA STONE!!

Um, it's spelled "Dawg"? Learn to spell bro.

Oh. Then yeah, she's toast.

I doubt she's dead. She'll probably just turn up later as Negan's prisoner, and that'll probably be an opportunity for her to convince Eugene to team up with her.

All those people in that header picture? Fuck all of them.

You got 2 hours? Stop wasting time and get to batin'.

I don't know if I'd call the MCU movies campy. The Thor movies maybe.

I admit I didnt watch the actual video when I first commented. He says he's ashamed, but he's clearly still trying to be charming. I just have a great distaste for this kind of story, it trivializes bullying.

Yeah, this shit isn't funny or amusing. What kind of shithead brags about beating someone up in school?

Ugh, that giant buck tooth. How did they look at that and think it was okay?

Ugghh.