That's my last blackberry schnaps. I WAS MORE ANIMAL THEN MAN!

Beyonce is a boring old biddy.

So Alex Jones is secretly Liquid Snake? Or is he Big Boss?

But he did go back to the sanctuary without everything they agreed on. He gave them another day to get the extra melon.

I really like the Savior chief guy. He has the leadership style of an assistant manager at a taco bell. Though I found it a little hard to buy that he would freak out so much over one melon. Someone that pragmatic would have let it slide.

I think as long as the movie matches the tone of her acting style, she'll be fine. Christopher Reeve wasn't the greatest actor either, but he was perfect for the role and the movie Richard Donner made.

Sounds about right.

I hope that's not true, it would really suck ass to lose this community. I hate to bring this back to Trump, but with all the Trumpiness going on I've been holding on these comments like a life-raft in a sea of insanity. What am I supposed to do if I lose you people? I can't think for myself!

Its really not bad. My favorite gag was the fake child actor holding a giant lollypop in front of the fake fruit stand.

I felt the movie maybe implied that he was punished for his decision.

That does indeed sound fucking delicious.

I gotta say I've never been that impressed with San Francisco's burritos. They tend to have way too much rice and not nearly enough meat.

This is a joke, right? They're serious?

Is the Walking Dead really that appealing to racists? For all the show's faults, it has a pretty diverse cast of characters.

Is that an American Movie reference?

I think this is hysterical. Artists, if you're gonna make a statue of Kanye West to make your super deep statement about celebrity worship or whatever, make sure the thing actually looks like Kanye West.

My brother said Michael Vick, maybe Chris Brown.

I knew a guy in high school named Jesus. So, I can tell you for sure, Jesus was real.

…that looks nothing like Kanye West. It looks like a repurposed statue of Levar Burton from the Hollywood Wax Museum.

The JD Salinger of Wetzels Pretzels.