Well, two things.

Who'da thought dummies would pay more to see a movie about 80's toy robots than a movie about characters from classic literature?

*sigh* is the Cursed Child really that bad? I've yet to read it, but I've been meaning to, and it's disappointing to hear it's not good.

Public domain characters are really hot right now.

It's pretty good on limes though.

Of course, none of these movies ever make money because they're all uniformly terrible.

*Rapidly purchases every domain for untitled robin hood/frankenstein/bermuda triangle project*

Why do movie studios do this? Why compete with another studio's bermuda triangle/frankenstein/robin hood project with your own bermuda triangle/frankenstein/robin hood project when you could make something different and not have to compete for the same audience? Just seems stupid.

They're action figures! Man, I never noticed how gendered that label is. This means…oh god. I've been playing with dolls this whole time. They were always dolls.

Occasionally I get a hankerin for burnt horse tallow, and only McDonalds fries can satisfy that craving.

There were a few episodes around season 4 or 5 where they were literally walking on some railroad tracks.

I liked this premiere quite a bit, but it's still way too early to say the show's back on track.

Holy shit. You just blew my mind.

Do you have the attention span of a toy poodle? How do you get bored 2 minutes into anything?

And I thought tub-girl was fucking gross. These guys are beyond disgusting. I mean, god their breath must be just fucking heinous.

Oh definitely, but all the "they did not save your life, they stole it" type declarations in the trailer make me think they're not going for ambiguous, but just straight up evil. Maybe they'll do something more nuanced, but it doesn't look like it. It just looks like they're shoving GITS into a cliche…

Uuugghh. I've been naively looking forward to this, but it's looking more and more like this is gonna suck. The tone is all wrong, Section 9 isn't some evil government organization, and the Major isn't supposed to be some kind of superhero "saving" people. It also sounds like they might be trying to make Aramaki a…

Nah, cause humans are apes too. Checkmate motherfucker.

I always thought Cap's stubbornness regarding the accords made no sense. I mean, why couldn't he just give them a chance? And if they did eventually get in his way and stop him from super-heroing, well who's gonna tell Captain America what he can and cannot do? The worst that could happen is he would end up a…

Not at all. I for one was upset at what happened to the Jem and Holograms movie, even though I'd never seen a single episode of the original show. Being deprived of a good movie in favor of a shitty one always sucks.