I wish I could give a hundred upvotes to this article.

Fury Road is such a huge exception though. It wasn't product like most of these remakes. Instead, it's a highly personal, sincere artistic vision from the original creator. Of course, you can look at the Star Wars prequels to know that isn't a formula that always works.

Exactly, fan theories and fan-fiction are fun, but they don't necessarily make good movies. Another example is all the non-sense about the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park not really looking like real dinosaurs and not having feathers, which actually became a (somewhat interesting) subplot in Jurassic World.

He's a dog, he can't help barking.

the AVClub?

God I hope you're right about that when it comes to Trump.

Totally kidding, but I do think its interesting how technology can enable neurotic behavior. Like i used to call to order pizza, but now i just order online, its just more comfortable.

So this was mostly terrible, but I thought there were a few charming moments interspersed. I liked the part where the mom-pig is complimented by the supermarket loudspeaker, which is something bored employees near closing time would actually do. But mostly, this just seems like an excuse to trot out a bunch of tired…

East Coasters brag a lot about their pizza being superior and that what we eat here on the west coast is shit. But pizza is really hard to screw up, it's just bread, sauce, and cheese. How much better can it get?

"Hur", because thats the sound of puking.

As a person who suffers from major social anxiety, I for one welcome the robot takeover of humanity. Perhaps one day, I'll never have to interact with another person ever again! God bless technology.

Yeah, that illustration is godawful. It looks like the cover of an old game-pro magazine.

Just make a loud fart sound with your hands. That always knocks em dead.

Mysterio's cool, but that would mean we'd have to watch Spidey fight a bunch of holograms. I can't see that working unless the holograms are backed up by giant robots or something.

Y'know, that's kind of why I don't really want to see Idris Elba play Bond. I don't like James Bond. I'm not sure how much we're even supposed to like him, he's a dick. I'd rather see Idris Elba kill Bond than be him.

That is awesome.

It was a stupid idea, it failed, and now everybody makes fun of it. That is not censorship.

And equates us all to green pigs! That's not insulting at all!

On an unrelated note, NEW POWER-RANGERS MOVIE!!!

Then they really should just not have done it. I mean, if they couldn't find an actor who's even close to that (which I don't believe) why would they even try to write from such a weirdly specific place?