Okay, I really, really want to see this, with the caveat that I normally can't stomach crappy 70's animation. I can't stand Ralph Bakshi or stuff like that, it just looks ugly to me.

They were like five Mario Lopezes.

Its high time men started wearing heels. I've seen some 18th century paintings showing french men posing in high heels, and 18th century french aristocrats were the height of masculinity.

Except for the douchey, bro-y elements, I thought Garfield was a pretty good Spiderman. Came off very naturally inside the costume, better than Maguire.

I would really like to see a sequel that jumps ahead maybe 10 or so years, and shows how the protagonists of the original have learned to deal with being constantly chased by a demon on a day to day basis. Like maybe they each got jobs as flight attendants or something.

I just love all the Socrates references. Socrates Socrates Socrates, Mmm-MM, can't get enough!

Why did you hate Blue Jasmine? Not arguing with you, I don't have a high opinion of the movie either. I've just never been able to articulate my dislike of it very well, besides thinking that it seems really snobby and I don't like Andrew Dice Clay.

Whats this? Woody Allen, noted creep, said something unconventional? No way, get the fuck out of here.

How big was it gonna be? Maybe he can build it anyway, airlift it back to San Francisco, and drop it on top of the Soma district.

Maybe it's commenting on the current business strategy of mainstream cinema, which is all about repackaging old franchises as reboots and sequels? I think that's definitely worth exploring as an idea, I know I get tired of seeing the same shit getting regurgitated over and over and over again. For me at least, the…

Chardonnaaaayyyy!

I had the same reaction, the trailer peaked in the middle, but then just kept going past it's natural endpoint.

Maybe she just has bad taste. Look at Dax Shepard.

Oof, that Pulse remake. What the fuck were they thinking?

Snyder is single-handedly keeping the spirit of Nu-Metal alive.

Just bring back the Nazis. Space Nazis!

Why does the president's stomach lining look like Iraq?

Wow, I was just about to make that exact same stupid joke. I don't know how, but I'm going to prove that you went into the future and plagiarized it. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Huh. Well don't that beetle.

That lady had bad aim in either case. It was a glancing shot at best, and she probably hit more than a few bystanders.