My cat loves salmon, but he insists on pronouncing the L. It drives me insane.

This guy sounds like he would do the bear minimum

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

But look, the pollution killed all those crops!

I work in nuclear power. It’s amazing how badly people freak out about water vapor.

Not sure if it’s still performative stupidity by disingenuous republican elected officials (for the benefit of their uneducated, mouth breathing red-hat voters), or ACTUAL stupidity by republican elected officials.  Either way, this is a shitty timeline we’re living in.

As stupid as this all is, it feels fantastically American. Big trucks. Large debt payments. Have now, pay later attitude. Wingeing over the debt payments. Just needs a video complaining about how their property taxes are too high.

Yeah, that shit is wild.

I suspect the vehicles were bought because “everyone else” had them and maybe a little bit of the dreaded “you got something nice and new so I do too” marriage dynamic.

Well you see, when one wants to take a molehill and convince others that it’s actually a mountain, a bit of creative license is necessary. 

The incidents described last week — where Cohen allegedly pressured Wilson to go nude and told her to stick her finger up his butt for a scene — were clearly inappropriate. I feel a little more mixed about the incidents described here.

Genuinely don’t get how Garland being open about his plans is ‘sabotaging’ the movie

Why Musk would hitch his ideological wagon to that ignorant man’s vicious culture war just boggles the mind.

I mean Donald Trump is literally posting day and night about how climate change is a myth and electric cars are going to destroy the entire U.S. car industry and take the broader economy down with them. Why Musk would hitch his ideological wagon to that ignorant man’s vicious culture war just boggles the mind. Trump’s…

Musk is such a vile POS, I could never buy one of his MAGA mobiles. Mind you, douchebag Telsa driver isn’t helping at all. They’ve quickly taken the crown from BMW guy as the most reckless driver. 

I think it depends on whether they become genuine collector’s items that people treasure for years/decades, or if most of them end up in landfills within a couple years.

Those Doonesbury eyes will never show an ounce of “thrilled”.

Beyond the bonus tracks, is the point of color variants really to get people to buy multiple copies of an album? As a vinyl purchaser and pre-order-er, my impression is more that different retailers issue variants to draw in customers; the labels predict ten thousand sales and issue ten variants of one thousand…