The RNC is now asking people whether they believe the 2020 elections were fraduluent in their work application forms. It’s a cult, now, not a political party.

Anyone that thinks we should give the party of these observant, quick-thinking, good-judgement folks access to the nuclear codes is absolutely bast-sh!t crazy. 

Take it one step further and look at his wife’s tweet. They’re PROUD of their ignorance and stupidity and wear it like a badge of honor.

Obama once said something that stuck with me.  Something along the lines of: if you and I can’t agree on a common set of facts, we have no chance of making progress together.

Oh, I’d bet he knew exactly what he was doing. He probably had a real good idea he was lying, and did it anyway.

There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he won’t double down on it when called out. There’s literally nothing a conservative can say that’s so stupid and demonstrably false that he’ll be punished for it by his own constituents. This is the reality we live in: a…

Let’s hope Cruz gets voted out in the next election cycle. Then even if this legislation passes with his amendment, he won’t benefit from it.

We must find these increasingly rare instances of wide bipartisan agreement where we can!

Don’t forget Al Franken’s oft-repeated “I like Ted Cruz more than most people like Ted Cruz, and I hate Ted Cruz.”

On topic: This bill of Cruz’ might be a boon for non-MAGA politicians as those DO face threats from MAGA nuts while they travel.

I want to Star this but Wolverine doesn’t deserve to be associated with this chode. 

A week tops at best. 

Fat Wolverine is a pussy. 

Ted Cruz is a tool but also...how much longer do we think we are going to have comments here on Jalop?

Just us and Gizmodo now...?

This chode is just tired of people being mean to him while he flees to Mexico during weather events.

This is what every movie trailer should be. Don’t tell me the plot throughout the movie. Don’t tell me the plot at all. Leave things mysterious and intriguing so I’m compelled to go see the movie. Make the trailer short, not over 2 minutes or closer to 3 minutes. Show some interesting or beautiful imagery and the…

They could have called it Bad Boys 4 Life but they just had to go and fuck it up with movie 3's title. 

Is this like a “Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars” thing?

Training Day was good 

Swooping in here with a volcanic hot take: Will Smith looks bad in a goatee.