Baldwin is the least lumberjacky actor possible. 

She also probably has a Spirit Airlines quality of lawyer too.

Commenting and engaging the site isn’t exactly ignoring.

“But it comes with a free frogurt!”

Dull Objects

Food is just a sauce delivery system. 

So then wouldn’t you want to eat snakes to establish dominance? 

Yup. Those are called weekdays.

Daniel Craig with his Knives Out accent for Doom would be perfect.

They were in a Parks and Rec episode together i think.

One day, a child will ask me, “Where were you when the Creed 3 trailer dropped?” 

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!

You’re right. We have to help Hunter.

You’re 100% right. The hardest scenes to watch are when Hunter is a judge for food competitions judging accomplished chefs. It’s rough. Why didn’t he just get a cushy producer job off camera?

I’ll never understand this. You’re rich. Just call a ride. 

Those speed bumps are people.

This is why it’s not called “grey” anymore... it’s “GUNMETAL”!!!

• Johnson has likened their experience to that in “The Blind Side,” starring Sandra Bullock.

What they do hate, is when I open the sandwich and flick my tongue in and out between the folds of meat moaning, “Oh god, you taste so good.”

SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS!