You’d be surprised by many “why didn’t this recipe taste good/didn’t work” questions could be solved by “did you salt to taste like it said?”.

cut that, cut that, cut that

You’ve seen him play an unhinged basketball player, an unhinged subway cop, an unhinged barkeep and an unhinged bowler! Now, tune in for the unhinged role of a lifetime!

Then finally they can make a decent Superman film, as there hasn’t been one for over 40 years.

They couldn’t. They had all those legal fees to pay after Zack Snyder killed a production assistant on set.

I’m cynical enough to think that think that with this current strategy projection, Disney will own DC within the next 10 years.

I think I left once Russell Crowe jumped on a dragonfly to move a short distance. So I’m vague on that one.

Counterpoint: Black Canary, which is lead by a female POC, is still in production. As is Blue Beetle, with a Latinx lead.

It’s not that hard to tell a good Superman story. He’s a good guy who stands up to bullies. That’s the gratification the audience gets. The stakes come from the way sometimes the bad guys’ schemes are so villainous that Superman may not be able to overcome them. The dramatic growth comes from the fact that Superman…

Given how this guys thinks I am 100% that what comes out of this is a bunch of DC movies that feel like Marvel clones. One liners and quips all day.

How can we NOT think that as The Flash continues to be allowed to move forward despite the absolute insanity surrounding Ezra Miller?? Like, it’s not even subtle, so I AM saying it. This is some racist and sexist bullshit.

Listen, I’m not saying Zaslav is racist or sexist, but canceling Batgirl (with Bab’s being played by a WOC), Static Shock, Supergirl, and Ta-Nehisi Coates’ black Superman movie DOES make me cock an eyebrow.

You had me at “unhinged boat captain (Woody Harrelson)”.

As long as you’re supporting Prey, which is very Native-forward, you should try Reservation Dogs. It’s hilarious and heartbreaking and so so good.

This looks pretty great. 

I somehow missed the Miller was caught on surveillance cameras breaking into a house to steal booze news. Apparently it happened in May but the news came out because they were served the citation this Sunday in Vermont which, I would assume, means they’re back at their guns and pot farm there.

At this point Ezra and Johnny Depp should start a really messy. mutually assured destruction celeb relationship.

Michael Keaton is still in it, right?

Some Flashes

This and a related article on the BBC were the first Ezra Miller stories I’ve read where the awkward use of pronouns didn’t make the text confusing to understand.