She’s a fucking nurse, she knows there are easier and less destructive ways to commit suicide. She could have taken an insulin overdose and sat in a closet.

If thinly sourced stories that she was drunk and on the phone turn out to be true then it’s under the jail please. But even if they aren’t, you can’t just be “tired” to run into people doing 100 like that.

If you work in an office with a coffee maker, or a water dispenser that can dispense particularly hot water, just start keeping packets of instant oatmeal on you. 10 seconds of pouring near-boiling water and you have a hot meal.

I like to make a variation on the baked oatmeal, only using puffed rice cereal. And marshmallow.

You... you’re good. 

They have the worst discoverability of any platform. I never open the Netflix app of my phone because I have it on a dozen different devices where it’s a better viewing experience, so I’m already unfamiliar with the layout. Then, you have to scroll through endless recommended categories to get to the games one, which…

The primary place my family watches Netflix is on a Roku device, not a game console. Hard to think about controlling games on one of those little remotes, lest it summon memories of that weird era when movies on DVD came with similar features.

I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

Maybe Netflix should just stop implementing shit that nobody asked for, produce more what people are actually asking for.

and I thought Netflix was shit at promoting their own shows and movies but I had no clue they even had games

Customers won’t use what they don’t even know about.

Didn’t even know this was a thing. 

REAL floppy wieners. I read that they’re all prosthetic and I want to ask: “Why are you putting a fake penis over a real penis? It’s redundant.”

Director: I’ve have it with your complaints, Smith! Now get in that house and fuck that dragon!!

Fuck that. Drunk drivers are a goddamn menace. They destroy families. Call an Uber and don’t drive into somebody’s house.

You left out point #6: Profit?????

The best part of this 10 year plan is that there doesn’t seem to be any “plan” involved. It’s just a bunch of general statements and buzzwords. If you break down what they said into an actual plan, they have nothing:

Wait, is that an option?  I’d like that.

I think it helps a bit to see the original, but - I watched the real Bagwan Shree Rajneesh documentary and then watched Documentary Now’s mockumentary, and I probably should have just seen one or the other. Because now I don’t remember what really happened in Oregon.

I don’t think I’ve seen any of the originals and the show is still brilliant on its own merits.