I never understood the group consensus that Chris Pratt represents some specific Evangelical evil. It sounds like his church operates that way at an organizational level, but HE strikes me as a kind of “apolitical centrist” type: complacent with his privilege (which certainly sucks, to be fair), but not actively…

He also asked that he no longer be lumped together with the other Chris actors because his “name is not Chris.”

I thought Pratt was also good in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Reached for further clarification, Pratt explained, “please keep casting me in movies.”

Pine being the worst is a real hot take!
1. Pine
2. Evans
3. Hemsworth, love him as Thor but so generic in all his other generic action movie roles
4. Pratt, great in Parks and Rec but is real bad in everything else.

I hardly know this person, except I know that that she’s a bad person because I know her so well.

“But sadly, a gun was used on Ashli Babbitt, with no price to pay against the person who used it!”

I hardly know who this person

Moon Knight was so refreshing for this restraint. I hope they keep it up.

A synopsis of Stone’s JFK:

The lone nut theory has been thoroughly discredited. For god’s sake, the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations even came to the conclusion that it was a conspiracy.

Thanks, now I cannot stop hearing “It’s-a me, Mario!” in Batman’s voice.

Why on earth would anyone want him to sound like he does in the games?

I hope he sounds like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or Christian Bale’s Batman. There can be no middle ground.

That’s not really it. GOP has long since abandoned the “family” aspect of Republican politics and have since replace with it a christian masculine focus that borders on cartoonish. And yet, think about the games we regular consume and the type of messaging they have. Before anyone gives me shit, no I am not saying…

Hi, Chris! 

More forced births means more consumers!

I mean, doing no voice and sounding just like Chris Pratt and making the standard wisecracks associated with that studio will definitely be “unlike anything” we’ve heard from Mario before.

Imagine being even remotely upset that somebody is making light fun of Chris Pratt.

Won’t be long until condoms, birth control, and gay marriage are also facing the same fate.  And corporate America will still do nothing except speak up after they’re gone.