A sparkling water bidet sounds so fancy!

Heck my car is 11 years old and I still park as far away as I can (just to stay away from all the dickheads).

Unless you have physical limitations, just take the first spot you see. You will be inside the store well before finding that unicorn parking spot.

DON’T PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES IF YOU AREN’T. Not to ‘just run in’, not to drop off, not to pick up. Just don’t do it.

Return your cart to the cart return. Don’t be a lazybones. Propping the wheels up on a curb isn’t a valid alternative.

If you got a brand new car and you’re afraid of getting scratched or dinged by a door; DON’T take up two spots close to the entrance of the building. Instead park as far away as you can (if you want to take two spots then, that’s fine) and walk.

If you get out of your car and see you’re parked over or too close to the line, too far in or too far out, hindering someone’s access to their car, or otherwise like an asshole, get back in your car and fix it. I don’t care if you drive a pickup so big you need a ladder to get in it with tires so wide they have their…

Get this for your bottle of water.

they should stop paying comedians millions of dollars for their shitty specials.

Republicans are systematically dismantling the American government. All of these actions - and more, in various red states - cannot result in anything else. I cannot imagine a more effective path towards the dissolution of the government within existing means. The only step further is simply to declare ‘America is…

I really don’t get the cheerleading of Netflix’ potential demise that I see all over the internet. Netflix has given me so much great stuff over the years: Stranger Things, the two Haunting series, Castlevania, The Witcher, Black Mirror, Altered Carbon, Umbrella Academy, The Dark Crystal, Midnight Mass, Squid Game,…

I interviewed for a role there several years ago, and didn’t get a call back.  But honestly after seeing their “culture deck” at the time, I was glad not to go farther in the process:  https://www.slideshare.net/reed2001/culture-1798664

Peacock and Paramount Plus don’t have Netflix’s inflated sense of self-importance.

They know what they are doing. They know what the consequences are. They are completely aware. They are evil psychopaths and fascists and they do not care about anyone but themselves. If they could squeeze money out of the blood of their fellow fascists and psychopaths they would. They are banking on their victims…

Many civilized countries treat their public school students and teachers like human beings rather than cogs in a machine. The United States of America is not one of those countries.

I actually had a police officer pull his gun on me recently when I tried to show him the valid proof of insurance cert on my phone. He told me that they put .22 caliber guns in cell phones nowadays and that he considered it a threat with a deadly weapon. He told me it was a good way to get shot. So yeah, that’s a…

“You guys.”

I thought the “lunch like the French do” would be “drink it.”

“The police union (as expected) ran to the defense of the officer suggesting the comment wasn’t racially motivated but instead in reference to Nicolas not wearing a seat belt”