Am I ever glad I don’t put this level of thought and analysis into my food and drink choices. What an unnecessarily complicated life.
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Not worrying about someone else’s opinion of my life is a part of how I’ve defined adulthood.
This is just so fucked. We’re going to be living with Trump’s Supreme Court legacy for generations. I don’t think I have much hope left for us, if I’m honest.
One day Thomas will write an opinion putting himself back in chains. What an absolute fucking nightmare of a human being that nut is.
Four kids in two years is pretty impressive.
Woke anti-American propaganda? I’ve never been to an NFL game, or seen an NFL broadcast, that wasn’t constantly pushing patriotic propaganda, and wasn’t specifically catered to appeal to masculine manly men. I can’t think of the NFL ever visibly and meaningfully taking any sort of “woke” stand, unless you think,…
That’s giving Elvis too much credit. Seriously.
Indiana Jones and the Secret of Khruschev’s Shoe
When he said “let the past die” I laughed, quite loudly, with a single big HAW. One of those involuntary things. Tried to catch it. Came out anyway. It was inappropriate.
Yes, absolutely to This Film is Not Yet Rated. The whole ratings system is arbitrary and pretty wild.
Indiana Jones and the Stagnation of Brezhnev
“They showed a whip, and I burst into tears. They showed a fedora, and I burst into tears. They played a snippet of the theme song, and I burst into tears.”
“How was the actual movie?”
“Eh, it was fine, I guess.”
You chose wisely on that cup.
Finally, a movie to appease white 40-something X’ers who feel generationally neglected AND their teenaged children who resent them. Somehow.
“Hold on to your potatoes!”
My guess is they’ll go for something boringly inoffensive like Ghostbusters Afterlife — little to love but nothing bad enough to get upset about.
Are they going to give me Ke Huy Quan reprising his role as Short Round and having the chance to point out how messed up everything that happened to him while with Indy was?
Heaven forbid children learn about “Evil Dead” or “Female Trouble”.