Did the meeting go:

“I am your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!”

It would be hilarious if they recast Kang with Terrence Howard.

Thanks! I’ve been making pickles and kraut for years. I guess it’s finally mustard time.

I’ve been thinking about making my own mustard for a while, but I haven’t convinced myself it’s worth the effort. Is it THAT much better than quality store bought mustard?

Smart to not use Cosby in the rebrand. 

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

The hell is going on in these comics?

It’s the even dumber version of “this is off the record.”

The Beanie Babies never left... they evolved. 

Jacked Zuckerberg makes me uncomfortable.

Not only is there blood in the water, but it’s like Musk is personally shoveling chum off a sinking boat.

At this point, I think the “Driving Crooner” is a better idea than X.com.

Can you imagine working on this production, and then before you’re even done, you see the commercial for The Last of Us?

God has blessed America with resources.

I still think it would have been awesome to end the movie with the hospital explosion. I’m not sure how the sequel would have gone, but it would be a very Empire Strikes Back kinda thing to do.

Not at all. Also, how is Sharlto Copley not a bigger deal?

This feels very District Nine-y. 

She still a dickface, she’s just too stupid to do it properly.

This Scrubs spinoff is so weird.