I love it when people don’t know the law but are sure that someone is breaking it.

I really think Tom Cruise is hoping for an eventual “glorious” death making one of these movies. He knows how evil Scientology is and might be horrified to know his legacy will be tied to it. If he dies doing an insane stunt (doing it “for the audience” like he always says), maybe he’ll be remembered as a man…

It’s like a guilty pleasure for me at this point. I look forward to her comments. It really feels like an alien with an agenda trying her damndest to sound human.

He should have made a movie where boba fett gets swallowed my the Sarlac Pit Monster, but it doesn’t kill you. In fact, its the opposite. Once you get past the digestion part, you enter a new world full of all the beings the monster ate. It’s like a utopia down there. The monster is more like a living gateway. Once…

It’s gotta be some kind of performance art thing, right? Her comments are fascinating.

Someone needs to go to jail.

Me too... me too.

I just found out about the term “rage-bait”, and I think that’s why there’s a season 2. This is a troubling trend for the future of entertainment. 

So, these first reaction things don’t matter, right? It’s my understanding that if you’re invited to one of these premiers, it’s predicated on the idea that you’ll write a good tweet about the movie. Is that accurate?

Weird, I’m staying at a Hilter Hotel right now. Very few Kosher options for room service. 

Is that actually her?

It’s all the same bad trip, man. 

What was the robots name from Interstellar?

They should have just asked an AI to run the experiment next time.  

You spoke too soon.

No one really writes letters anymore. In the near future, when famous people die, will they release their emails and browser histories instead?

Maybe he has an incurable case of the “Woke Mind Virus”, and he can’t even get his references straight. That being said, I’m certain he meant “Hotel du Lac” by Anita Brookner. 

Are you referring to the Booker Prize winning novel by Anita Brookner?