Is that Hollow Earth Theory?

Are you an ambassador from a more unhinged movement than the Flat-Earthers? Are you a No-Earther?

How you can be a conspiracy theorist and high up in governmental affairs I have no idea. what an idiot.

“All the globes, everywhere,” Taylor said, “I turn on the TV, there’s globes in the background … Everywhere there’s globes. You see them all the time, it’s constant. My children will be like ‘Mama, globe, globe, globe, globe’ — they’re everywhere. That’s what they do, to brainwash.” She added, “For me if it’s not a…

Now I know why this Altman guy was freaking me out. He looks like the Idaho college murders dude.

“Day 58 of the Right melting down over a trans woman being sent a can of beer with her face on it: Senator Ted Cruz demands an investigation.”

Right?!? Seems like it was just a dumb statement rather than a dumb joke.

defineandredefine gets it. 

i figured, but i couldn’t help myself. Have a good weekend!

I’m an American, and I know who Ezra Klein is:

True. There’s also no comeback for “Avast ye matey! 20 degrees off the starboard side - its a Spanish Galleon!”

And “the one I am supposed to kill I will instead protect with my life” (which is what the trailer suggests happens here) feels very familiar to me, though to be fair I cannot place another example off the top of my head.

“Tubal Cain”

There are people in solitary confinement that are less lonely than Elon Musk. 

“How do you do, fellow blokes”

Technically, this could just be an app that tells you “Yes... yes you are.”

How dark has our timeline gotten where we’re hoping the insurance lobby will save us

If their market research showed that they could somehow make money by partnering with prostate cancer, they’d do it.