always been committed to responsible gun ownership

I’ve wondered that myself. I assume half the people that agree to Stewart’s interviews are overconfident and delusional to think he won’t destroy them. The other half know their base won’t see the interview, so they re-edit it to make them look like they bested Stewart and share the new edit on sites these rubes…

Tragically, Strossus has never learned to maximize his synergy. 

They’re going against a statue of Jesus’ ancestor! What’s next, they reprint the Bible without Song of Solomon?

I too am on team Stone Dicks!

Imagine letting an asshole like this continue raping kids because you want more sandwich money. Ghouls the lot of them.

- Ignatius Reilly’s Valve

She did say it was an “insane woman” that attacked her.

She watched “It Follows” and thought it was a documentary. 

I’m a guy and was in a mixed gender public bathroom for the first time recently. It was weird for about 10 seconds, then, it was just a bathroom. Anyone who cares this much about public bathrooms either has an agenda or they’re deeply stupid.

But Lilly? Just stabs herself in the foot.

VADER: What plans?

Imagine they gave him Epstein’s island. The conspiracy theorists would have so much diarrhea.

triples is best

That’s a good headline.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Reminds me of the guy who survived both atomic bombs in Japan.

At this point, if they were the same person, would we be that surprised? The writing has gotten so lazy in this timeline.