At this point I’d prefer Hydra be in charge. At least they do SOMETHING.

So weird that a job exists where you can go to work when you feel like it, never do your job, insult your colleagues, pray that the boss dies, say racist/sexist stuff, etc.

I can only make a BM in a bathroom with carpet flooring. 

I always take my lasagna with me to the bathroom. Don’t judge. 

He was and he wasn’t. Half was not enough.

Starred for your use of “dingus.”

If that’s him in the background, it kinda looks like he knew what kind of bullshit he’d be up to in a few decades. 

debating among themselves whether or not the video is too “raunchy” to be online at all.

Ah I see. Thanks!

The newer, more expensive Gardien Chicken patties and nuggets are by far the best I’ve ever had. Again, they are expensive though.

I leave the celery out.

I keep seeing this reference, but i don’t understand it. Help me please. 

I know everyone has their own taste and all that, but I’ll never be able to understand enjoying the flavor of black licorice or celery. 

I guess I’m safe from being one of those guys. When I watch shows like that, I always just think, “If this happens, I’ll be dead so fast. Who wants to deal with all these zombies?”

“We had pens.” Gallego 2024

“If the war in Ukraine is still going on, I could use my EMT emergency medical technician and paramedic skills and maybe I could go out and help there.”

Some people are just so cartoonishly evil that if you tried to make a movie of them, it would look like terrible writing. 

I didn’t know Sting was Christian. I guess that explains why he was always ascending from the heavens. 

I wish the real Sting came down from the rafters and bashed some of these rich jabrones.