i figured, but i couldn’t help myself. Have a good weekend!

I’m an American, and I know who Ezra Klein is:

True. There’s also no comeback for “Avast ye matey! 20 degrees off the starboard side - its a Spanish Galleon!”

And “the one I am supposed to kill I will instead protect with my life” (which is what the trailer suggests happens here) feels very familiar to me, though to be fair I cannot place another example off the top of my head.

“Tubal Cain”

Oh they can be used for evil, and you’ll never hear it coming.

There are people in solitary confinement that are less lonely than Elon Musk. 

“How do you do, fellow blokes”

Ah, so I guess you just think all black people on stickers look the same!

Will the artist make a sticker for a new Kang?

Yeah, but can it eat all the microplastic in my body though?

I’m sure goldfar’s generation was the smartest, most intelligent generation. I mean, look at the paradise we live in today thanks to the golfarb’s contriution. A golden age indeed. /s

Technically, this could just be an app that tells you “Yes... yes you are.”

Maybe we just have to wait 25 years for the actors to age into the roles.

How dark has our timeline gotten where we’re hoping the insurance lobby will save us

I was referring to any future pandemic, but, I could see us screwing up a TB outbreak regardless of how well we’re prepared at this point.

Noah Baumbach co wrote it. I wouldn’t take the kids. 

What is this fresh nightmare?