There will be another pandemic. It’s not a matter of if but when. Despite all of our practice, this country is going to do so much worse the next time. It’s shameful, and I hope the aliens won’t lump me in with the dinguses. 

Dude... like... for real

If their market research showed that they could somehow make money by partnering with prostate cancer, they’d do it.

always been committed to responsible gun ownership

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This is giving me Zoolander vibes in the best possible way.

It looked like Wes Anderson was poisoned, and while he was dying he directed this neon nightmare.

I’ve wondered that myself. I assume half the people that agree to Stewart’s interviews are overconfident and delusional to think he won’t destroy them. The other half know their base won’t see the interview, so they re-edit it to make them look like they bested Stewart and share the new edit on sites these rubes…

I have no idea what that thing is, but now I want that thing in the show over X-Men Morph.

I hope there’s one “Skrull” who keeps changing identities. We assume it’s a skrull because he has that ability, but we curiously never see him in skrull form. The reveal is that the character isn’t a skrull at all... it’s Morph.

So what you’re proposing is the characters they play should write it. I like where your head is at.

Tragically, Strossus has never learned to maximize his synergy. 

If Matt Shakman is going to direct it, they might as well let the Always Sunny team write the thing. 

piper bout to be paid

Yes, I have billions of dollars, but I earned it. No one gave it to me.

McGee said she believed the $100,000 would act as a down payment and in return, the billionaire reportedly promised he would invest millions of dollars in the school, NBC affiliate WESH first reported.

They’re going against a statue of Jesus’ ancestor! What’s next, they reprint the Bible without Song of Solomon?

I too am on team Stone Dicks!