That’s like giving away free rent for a year, but the house in in Arkansas. 

he should just be a really out of shape Wolverine. Could work.

North Korea did it.

Avengers VS. The Ottoman Empire

Or a spa for Shai-Hulud 

Don’t forget slaves!

Yup. Reality has just become lazy writing.

FUCK NESTLE!

Thanks for the research Dr. Lizardo, but this is just as depressing. 

So getting cancer isn’t an “if” situation anymore, it’s a when. I guess I just hope to get one of the better cancers. Being alive is poisonous. 

“When you’re a spy...”

Imagine falling down the stairs and ending up at the top.

Thanks. I was right... bad-ass.

I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad-ass.

Trying to be funny is like trying to be cool. It just doesn’t work.

I think it’s time for scientists to start doing some wild stuff. When they dig up artifacts of our dead society, I‘d rather they find we destroyed ourselves because we were curious about science than nuked ourselves into oblivion. 

FUCK NESTLE!

How much more dystopian would you accept before waking up?

Or,  “I use arson as my heating system.”