Hard to say. Dumpster fires can actually serve a purpose. 

I read that as “Rick James”, at first, and I was like, what did I miss?

I think they use the same guys who name the serial killers.

His wife is in a coma.

What would this guy do if he was running on a suicide awareness campaign?

Normally yeah, but I feel like his audience will eat up pretty much anything he says at this point.

Unliving Collection of Water 4

You can’t buy cool.

Reminds me of Joey Jo Jo...

I appreciate the research, but I was being sarcastic. Have a nice day. 

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “Japanse”.

Or did those materials wash miles offshore?

 I was juuuuuust about to too, and then I saw this article.

bacting!

Thanks. Makes sense now.

I feel like this is really funny, but I just don’t understand it. 

It would be great if Subway was funding this movie.

It feels like this guy thinks the only jobs are nurses, firemen, teacher, lawyer, doctor, cop, scientist, veterinarian, like I did way back in grade school.

Ted Budd and Ted Cruz (well... Raphael) are doing lasting damage to the name Ted. Ted Danson and Ted Lasso might not be powerful enough to save the name.