djdeejay
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He’ll just look naked.

How dare you post a pic of that close talking SOB.

Also, it’s just a crummy joke.

All of this for some cheese. Goddamn disgrace.

r/imthemaincharacter

How long ago did the “Don’t” fall off the sign at Google?

These weirdos are so afraid of a little melanin. Pathetic.

Probably if you’re dating or married to someone who likes Star Wars. I think it’s kind of like how kid’s movie have a lot of jokes and references the adults can appreciate. 

He’s... behind you.

Weird how Musk fancies himself a futurist, but is supporting a party that is literally anti-progress to the point that they are trying to destroy the future for some short term profit. 

I know we’re not supposed to judge people based on their looks, but everything about that face screams violent pervert.

Based on what you said, I think I’d prefer your life. I haven’t seen my floor in days, and that’s the way I like it.

Dude... WHAT?!!!?

When I started reading your comment, I thought you were going the route of “I’m sorry to see her go, but I love watching her walk away.”

Or, he’ll pour all his money into immortality research, find the cure to death and outlive your great grandchildren.

Imagine being his kids, expecting an inheritance, and seeing this in the news.

Nobody is as good at killing Mel Gibson’s character than Mel Gibson. 

that it doesn’t cause more Americans to froth at the mouth is amazing to me—if only for “tough on crime” reasons!