I’m actually for the no helmets thing. 

Faux-let Mignon

Works if she ate a baby

I’ve been waiting for them to mention this on the podcast too. Nothing yet.

Ah yes, butter and salt, the most secretive of secret ingredients.

We’ve got a floppy wiener purist over here.

Not too many jobs where you can legally say that to a subordinate. Wait... is this even legal?

Right! How early in the morning do you have to wake up to be this wrong?

Just green bell peppers or all colors?

I’ve been drinking this kind of thing for years. I use vodka, lime juice, and flavored sparkling water. Goes down smooth.

Why do dummies think it’s affordable and/or easy to just pick up and leave your country for another one? Also, a lot of other countries simply don’t want us and won’t give us citizenship. 

Because the real plot of Roadhouse is “Jack Dalton is so awesome everyone wants to fight him, fuck him or hire him.” That’s it.

They should have just connected Road House to the John Wick franchise. In the Road House universe, bouncers are revered and have reputations that make them folk heroes. There should be part of a branch of the John Wick hitman society that specifically has notable bouncers as members. The worlds crossover and chaos…

Good graphic. Terrible fonts.

It’s always surreal to see famous people and politicians doing terrible things so many times with little or no consequences while I’d be rightfully fired for doing it once.

Milkshake alone is one of the most licensed records of our generation. I am a creator, I’m an innovator, I have done more then left my mark on an era of music and style that will go down in history .

Up next: The Spice Girls are corrupting America’s youth!

Your mom should have pulled out. heyo!

Want a whole pie? Almost never going to be a good idea.

I get a lot of amber alerts from Polk County. I’m no realtor, but that seems like a bad sign.