I’m actually for the no helmets thing. 

Faux-let Mignon

What if she breaks the fourth wall, is staring at you, and then looks to your left... it’s Deadpool on your couch. 

Works if she ate a baby

I think the real question is, what does Ezra Miller have to do to finally get that movie cancelled?

I’ve been waiting for them to mention this on the podcast too. Nothing yet.

Ah yes, butter and salt, the most secretive of secret ingredients.

The fact that people are going so far out of their way to create robots that make life miserable proves that we deserve the inevitable robotpocalypse. 

We’ve got a floppy wiener purist over here.

Not too many jobs where you can legally say that to a subordinate. Wait... is this even legal?

Ah, I see. Good to know. Thanks.

Right! How early in the morning do you have to wake up to be this wrong?

Just green bell peppers or all colors?

Have you looked into Marc Cuban’s new prescription company. I don’t kow much about it, but apparently it’s been helping tons of people get their scripts at shockingly normal prices.

In one of the rare times in my life that I had health insurance and dental (from an employer of course), i had a dental procedure, and at the end, somehow it was cheaper to pay without insurance. The USA is a scam.

American Healthcare is basically a really expensive subscription service for some crappy coupons that don’t even work at most places.

I’ve been drinking this kind of thing for years. I use vodka, lime juice, and flavored sparkling water. Goes down smooth.