Dude... WHAT?!!!?

When I started reading your comment, I thought you were going the route of “I’m sorry to see her go, but I love watching her walk away.”

Or, he’ll pour all his money into immortality research, find the cure to death and outlive your great grandchildren.

Imagine being his kids, expecting an inheritance, and seeing this in the news.

Nobody is as good at killing Mel Gibson’s character than Mel Gibson. 

that it doesn’t cause more Americans to froth at the mouth is amazing to me—if only for “tough on crime” reasons!

I’m actually for the no helmets thing. 

Faux-let Mignon

Works if she ate a baby

I’ve been waiting for them to mention this on the podcast too. Nothing yet.

Ah yes, butter and salt, the most secretive of secret ingredients.

We’ve got a floppy wiener purist over here.

Not too many jobs where you can legally say that to a subordinate. Wait... is this even legal?

Right! How early in the morning do you have to wake up to be this wrong?

Just green bell peppers or all colors?

I’ve been drinking this kind of thing for years. I use vodka, lime juice, and flavored sparkling water. Goes down smooth.

Why do dummies think it’s affordable and/or easy to just pick up and leave your country for another one? Also, a lot of other countries simply don’t want us and won’t give us citizenship. 

Because the real plot of Roadhouse is “Jack Dalton is so awesome everyone wants to fight him, fuck him or hire him.” That’s it.

They should have just connected Road House to the John Wick franchise. In the Road House universe, bouncers are revered and have reputations that make them folk heroes. There should be part of a branch of the John Wick hitman society that specifically has notable bouncers as members. The worlds crossover and chaos…

Good graphic. Terrible fonts.