It’s always surreal to see famous people and politicians doing terrible things so many times with little or no consequences while I’d be rightfully fired for doing it once.

Milkshake alone is one of the most licensed records of our generation. I am a creator, I’m an innovator, I have done more then left my mark on an era of music and style that will go down in history .

Up next: The Spice Girls are corrupting America’s youth!

Your mom should have pulled out. heyo!

Want a whole pie? Almost never going to be a good idea.

I get a lot of amber alerts from Polk County. I’m no realtor, but that seems like a bad sign.

I tried. I got a few episodes in, but it just dragged too hard. It felt like I was putting so much time in and nothing significant was happening. As usual, everything looked stylish and cool, but I had no motivation to continue watching so I didn’t. 

“I’M A MISOGYNIST, NOT A RACIST!”

Maybe our collective conscience is bothering us so much at a subconscious level that we’re actively trying to exterminate ourselves to preserve the planet.

The Shaunting

I’d like that movie except I’d have Bond be perpetually drunk and useless in the background. That would be hilarious.

The Vast of Night was raaaaaad

just a bunch of Throners with boners

Same thing happened with Dahmer.  

Why can’t the rich just let us have a few nice things? Why do they have to ruin EVERYTHING!?

At this point, they’re likely incapable of understanding that statement. 

I’d welcome all of these back to get rid of slideshows. 

The way the Constitution set up for you to advance that position is convince your fellow citizens, that if you succeeded in convincing your fellow citizens, then your state would change the laws to reflect those views. In Obergefell, the court said, “No, we know better than you guys do, and now every state must, must…

Politicians should be forced to watch these situations happen.

He better be careful or he could get got.