I see. They don’t look great, but not that bad I guess.

Real question: Is Nick Cage bald, balding, or does he have a full head of hair? I honestly can’t figure it out.

Less stuff to use against us I guess. 

“I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I’d like to be discreet.”

Yeah, but that’s because he put his Tesla on autopilot.

Grimes said the duo’s now two children meant any total separation was off the table for now. “There is no way to extricate myself,” she said.

MORE SAND TV!!!

goddamn Daywalker

DC police previously arrested Tarrio on Jan. 4, 2021 for burning a Black Lives Matter banner at a historic African-American church in December 2020, as well as illegally carrying high-capacity magazines.

Over and over, Republican politicians make horrifying comments about rape, and they never seem to learn from the backlash.

Woah. I totally forgot she existed for a little while. It was nice.

We’ve always been at war with the Martians. 

If Dr. John Harvey Kellogg were living today, his browser history would be the stuff of nightmares. 

I still think Parks and Rec has the best options for reboots. Just switch the focus to another department. There could be a “Waste Management” show with the 2 stoner guys or a “Sewage Department” show with Sewage Joe as a surly, disgusting Leslie. The show could run at the same time as the original, and Parks and Rec…

And they’re both winning. 

Highway to the Anger Zone (5:19)

Wait! What’s happening in Boko Haram? I have a time share in Boko Haram!

Ah yes, Grifting Inception... Griftception.

The ocean is literally swallowing up this dumpster of a state, and THIS is what these assholes are focusing on?!?!!? As a Floridian, I wish the ocean would hurry up.

What would be the 1980s equivalent of this scenario?