Kentucky Meat Shower sounds like a sex act.

During a snow delivery, most of the delivery is spent inside a warmed car, so in that regard, they weren’t too bad.

Once VR Porn hits a certain level of excellency, it will change our society in profound, unpredictable ways... probably for the worse.

Martha

Sir, this is a Target.

He would have made the weirdest goddamn president.

Yeah!

I understand that. It’s just, he could have thought to send pillows attached to a care package or something. Bold of me to assume the pillow guy thought this through though.

Reading that headline was a wild ride. I thought he died.

And of course, The Mandalorian will take over for the fifth episode and a good part of the finale.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The Endless is rad.

Why would they need a bunch of pillows though?

Is it just me, or are roasted tomatoes shockingly better than raw tomatoes?

Gattaca bro, Gattaca.

kill me

“I tell it like it is.”

Then again I don’t have royal money and ample free time.

MetamatesMcBoatface?