One day the doors will outgrow us and create doors to block access to the alpha doors. These doors for the doors will become the new lower class, the downtrodden doors created only to shield the alpha doors. Prophecy tells that one day, the Ring© coalition will rise up, seize the shoe factories, and keep the alpha…

Gun toting in hoods is an epidemic! Just pay a visit to your local hospital and go to the neck wound ward. Oh wait... it’s full of unvaccinated Covid patients.

That’s not black. It’s Gun Metal. 

The Trader Joe’s soy chorizo is really good too.

Nah the guy playing Galaga on the helicarrier wrote the best one.

What would a Zack Snyderverse staged musical of Justice League look like? Probably some kind of opera.

If you re-arrange the letters of TychoCelchu, you get Armie Hammer. Nice try, Armie... ya hungry SOB.

The Circle of Strife

And the suicide nets.

You’re right, and it’s bumming me out.

Math is sorcery. 

You’re right. “Mushed” isn’t the sexiest word for food, but in this case it’s delicious. If you dip some semi crunchy naan into the curry, it’s a goddamn delight. You gotta get into Indian food. Some exciting flavors.

It’s great all mushed in Baigan Bartha if you like Indian food.

That would have been glorious.

Napster is the next Tidal. Tom assured me. Do some research.

It was a soccer joke. And, no respectable DJ pirates music. We use Napster, ya turkey.

Big surprise. A Chelsea fan siding with the racist.

um... thank you?

An apple a day ensures you have a consistent amount of apples in your stomach.

I’m confused. Why?