Couldn’t they just make it so you can only access games while in park?

A helmet

• $35 limit on the cost of insult

FEAR

John Wick’s cousin.

Were they going to see the bushmen? 

They probably wanted a big death to kick off the show. 

Stabler is a cannibal.

I always wonder about these famous guys who have violent events in their past, sometimes things they did decades ago. Do they live in paranoia that their deeds will come to light, or are they so deeply narcissistic that they believe they’re truly untouchable? Maybe neither. Maybe both.

You’re busted, John H. Netflix.

I am longing desperately for something original in the Star Wars universe but it’s like it’s illegal to do now or something.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. You haven’t seen suffering until a barista hands you a cup of coffee that’s green and red but doesn’t have Santa Claus on it. You haven’t gazed into the unblinking eye of hell until someone says “Happy Holidays” to you on a cold December night. 

I though the same about the gym too. But, I started going back on the weekends and only using a few machines. My gym is dead on the weekends, so it feels safer than most things. Just my experience though.

Is this the new American dream?

They shouldn’t be watching that movie as a family.

They shouldn’t be watching that movie as a family.

Say what you will about these yahoos, but their sign quality is much improved. I can actually read the madness now.

Prank your surgery team by spending the afternoon at Golden Corral the day before.

From a producer of The Batman

After all these years, I can still smell that video.

baby baby baby bay bay baaaaay