Rowing machines provide a low impact, full body workout. I joined my super cheap gym just to use one.

Reality is about to get even more insufferable.

If some guy working at a Jiffy Lube made this video about his female co-workers, he would be fired and maybe face some charges. How low are Congress’ standards? 

And it’s junk food too.

Watch Mr. Inbetween on Hulu. It’s rad.

Shuri from Black Panther just got someone to hold her beer.

‘Your’e right. ‘Its’ so frustra’ting.

In 1996, Warner threw his microphone stand at drummer Kenneth Wilson, sending him to the hospital.

but toilet paper and pooping were never a part of it.

It would be awesome to see Rogue Squadron : a FilthyWhore Joint.

I was thinking about this recently. Documentaries like this are obviously a huge bummer to me, but at the same, the information is important. Even if you are not (and likely won’t be) guilty of anything near as evil as what’s depicted in these documentaries, is it selfish of me NOT to watch them? By watching them and…

What, you wanna be full of ions?!? 

I finished it. You made a wise choice.

Because we’re not rich and famous. 

I’m not a huge fan of the character, but why was he a creep? I don’t remember anything especially creepy about him.

Men like porn and video games because porn and video games are awesome.

Wells currently lives with his mother and delivers pallets of Coke in Toledo for $20 an hour.

Dude, wait until you hear about Asia.