“flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami”

If it doesn’t look and sound EXACTLY like this, I’m not interested.

It must be surreal watching a tv series about the lowest point in your life.

This could easily be solved by making Jared from Subway the new host.

I didn’t know. Thanks. Who’s Moon Knight’s main enemies then?

though he has a rule to never play villains, he made an exception for this movie.

Anything can be a sex toy with the right attitude.

These people are so goddamned weird.

“I come from a time to where before I even used to wanna holla at a chick, I used to have to do shit with my face to let her know I’m into her.”

like a fart in the shower

They’re basically fixing a problem they themselves caused

Aaron Rogers will end up having literal skeletons in his closet.

You’re right. I meant major pandemic originally.

This almost sounds optimistic to me. I’m not scientist, but after this year and a half, I kind of assumed we’d have some kind of pandemic every decade at least. I’m dumb though.

He said the arrangement was only “temporary” because the governor, who is scheduled to resign from office at 11:59 p.m. Monday, is planning to take a vacation.

“Reasonable tasting” made me laugh. It’s such a burn but seems like it shouldn’t be.

This is how you make sea monsters you idiots!

Halloween should finally end with Michael Myers being trapped in some kind of industrial press. They smash him into a diamond and everyone thinks it’s over. But, someone takes the Myers diamond and makes it into a ring. Now, everyone who wears the ring kills people like Michael Myers.

Doctors hate love it!

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