It’s hard to get excited for a new Venom movie where he’s fighting a violent smear of CGI again.

FUCK NESTLE!

Invade Luxembourg. They know why.

I always describe MRIs as being swallowed by a chatty robot, but in a nice way.

And when Dominion comes for their money, Lindell will say with a wry smile, “will you take a check?”

Tails should be Danny Trejo.

I don’t think Marvel would want to use the character to introduce vampires to the MCU, so it probably works in their favor that Morbius is not a “real” vampire.

I don’t deserve better. I’ll do it.

“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” - Sir Richard

It seems like they should “get money a lot of money just because the idea they had years ago.”

If aliens ever came and asked for a quick summation of humanity, I’d give them this article and the article today where the UN report says we’ll be on fire and dead soon.

They could do “Stranger Danger Things”, but I don’t think anyone wants that.

Looks like the dick rocket took some gas station pills. 

Sure, but can it still kill children without a subscription?

Ha! I kept seeing random articles about this and I thought he got in trouble for using the word “fuck”, and I was really confused. Damn... I’m dumb.

It’s lazy Darth Plagiarism.

Killa K rhyming over here!

It’s not bad, but you’re strange. Sorry.