Next thing they’ll say is MTV is going to start a music channel. Dinguses.

Soon Disney is going to just scrap money transactions and start asking for straight adrenochrome from us.

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF HIS ERECTION!!!

Turns out Hitch Bot was super into crypto-currency, and he liked to talk about it.

Philly also beats up their own so...

But what if this is the catalyst that starts the Robot Wars?

I wish this game was just a school simulation where you play as the athletes off the field going to class, hanging out with friends, etc. 

Imagine for a moment, that this man truly believed this was a “joke.”

Also, didn’t they kill off the main character offscreen between movies in a pretty unceremonious way?

Wait... does he want us to like him?

RIP HitchBot

Kind of reminds me of the absurdity inherent in water gun or water balloon fights. You’re wet almost immediately, and then we just like keep wetting each other.

Your friend is rad.

Will it be titled, “Hers”?

Maybe she’s in league with Xanatos.

... liiiitttle biiiiits...

Not if Usain is scared and high too.

Ugh. I hate when there’s hair on my belgian sex waffle.

Laiman!

Pharell keeps smirking at the camera like he’s Jim.