If these kids think they have it hard, at least they can go into literally any museum or national park gift shop and find a bicycle license plate or collectible spoon with their name on it.

So if Loki has sex with a variant Loki, is that incest?

all of whom have a right to expect better of me

This guy purges.

I’m starting to wonder about these oil companies, you guys.

I didn’t like her either. She was just rude and condescending to everyone all the time.

What would really be weird if she recorded it after.

I hope you’re a big fan of grey.

As you’re probably aware, Michael Jordan wasn’t in NBA Jam (Shaq and Barkley pulled themselves out of subsequent console release, but this is about MJ). Ever the savviest of businessmen, Jordan retained his likeness rights outside of the NBA’s CBA and made sure he wasn’t in the game.

SEXMEN!

It would be easier to ignore her if she was behind bars.

Both Gaetz and Cruz didn’t really need to say anything on this matter, but the impulse for some men to opine on matters that are not relevant to them is often too strong to suppress.

These people are really into emails. 

I know this is completely beside the point, but would a jug of anti-freeze even stop a rolling truck?

Did Leslie Knope write that headline?

Think about how many times politicians have made jokes when doing rallies in cold months saying, “Brrrrr... it’s so cold out here. And these people are always talking about global warming. Ha!” 

The real Transformers movie we want, is one where they land on Mars and do their scan thing. They all turn into Mars rovers and they fight like that for 90 or so minutes. It’ll suck, but that’s what the people want dammit!

MEGATRON PEARLMAN!

That’s not to say we shouldn’t keep moving forward. We don’t have to continue to make it worse.

Or, he’s the grift that keeps on living.