“Breitbart reports Armie Hammer will play Xanatos in a live-action film adaptation of the Gargoyles cartoon written and directed by Jared, the Subway guy.”

The sequel will be based on the international wine and food festival at Epcot. Scarlett Johansson will play the asian cuisine area.

It’s pretty clear the Gates to the Buffet are now wide open.

Between this news and McAfee, r/conspiracy just pooped it’s pants. 

In their own minds, they are heroes. They don’t realize they are just being selfish assholes.

Every time I hit my head, I have a brief moment where I think “maybe I’ll knock the logic and empathy out and live like one of these assholes.” Doesn’t work.

Exactly. Reminds me of people who do violent and/or racist stuff when they drink and blame the booze. You were always an asshole. The booze made it worse, sure, but you’re just a rotten person.

This guy’s biopic is going to be bananas.

hashish browns?

Jared from those Subway commercials.

Yeah, but will they kill children?

So should I get the bluetooth enable pacemaker or the classic version?

I feel like titling it “Transformers: Beast Wars” would have worked.

That’s the spirit!

McCain is flicking us off.

First time someone has admitted to wanting to see a picture of Matt Gaetz

I’m starting to wonder about these cops you guys.

I’m genuinely curious how these new Avatar movies perform in theaters. 

Those clothes fit so strange. I can’t tell where his body begins and ends.

Rick breaks the fourth wall and confirms which season they’re in a few times.