djdeejay

6/18/21

Rick: Hey Morty. I invented something that will give me unlimi*belch* unlimited energy.

6/18/21

Probably yeah. People think weird stuff. Have you seen all these commercials for chocolate milk as an after workout beverage.

6/18/21

Just found it

6/17/21

Luna has been endorsed by Donald Trump and describes herself as a “hybrid” of Sarah Palin and disgraced Representative Matt Gaetz

6/17/21

Coffee gives you aids.

6/17/21

Imagine Batman Beyond that looked like Bladerunner 2049.

6/16/21

I ate a jelly cookie off the floor of a Target once. You know what’s better than self-esteem?... Cookies.

6/15/21

6/14/21

MBB

6/14/21

As a woman of faith

6/11/21

If WWIII breaks out on Earth, are the rovers supposed to battle on Mars?

6/9/21

Give us a break... we’re tired.

6/9/21

because Goldeneye is awesome. yeesh.

6/8/21

telling police that he had left the doses out overnight on December 24 and 25

6/8/21

That’s pretty cool. Thanks. I was curious.

6/8/21

Has hearing aid technology benefitted from the age of ear buds?

6/5/21

People are weird. Remember what happened to poor Howard Dean?

6/4/21

If he’s even alive by 2024 he’ll be in no shape to campaign for anything.

6/4/21

RUN AWAY SPIDER-MAN!

6/3/21

You ever see The Fountain?