Tamagotchi? Come back when we’re talking about NanoFighters.

I’m pretty sure you legally have to give him your job now.

Looks like it’s time to bring Jared back. 

Give this man some more cocaine! STAT!

How about C2pt2in M2rv2l Tw2

That’s why I bombed my audition too!

...one option under consideration is for the film to be a 20th century period piece.

Is that you Chandler Bing?!?

Only Siths deal in absolutes. 

Duuuuude... relax. I just find the character on a show.

It would be 100% on brand for his “social network” to just be him, shouting into the void.

So the time travel show just went back in time... interesting.

I wish Law and Order SVU was real. Stabler would jack this fool up.

You’re right. Hugh Jackman should play Deadpool’s court ordered therapist, Dr. Clause (“claws”).

Asshole Inception

Fuck all men until we can trust AT LEAST most men. And I say that as a man, because most of you fuckers are completely oblivious to the harm you’ve done and continue to do.

Yikes. What’s the non “PR” answer? 

It is pretty odd. Wouldn’t he still want to hang out with his old friends and help them with advice or something? 

The internet is weird. Thanks!

Wait... is Steve dead or just old and walking around? I feel like a may have missed a mention of where he is.