Wait until they find out he’s anti-pedophilia.

There is something so gloriously insane about sitting peacefully at an IHOP and a woman comes out of nowhere asking “Are you ANTIFA?”

Me too. The problem I had was that the tracking chip from my vaccine is interfering with the tracking chip in my smart phone.

Republicans like this guy are always complaining about “not being able to take a joke.” I want them to make a far-right version of Comedy Central. It would be such an epically bad failure. It would be glorious.

Even if you put all the obvious shittiness of the joke aside, what kind of asshole says this trash so openly AT WORK?!? 

hey’ve put him in so much crappy stuff, I’m of the belief they’re actively attempting to kill his career.

Kinda rhymes too. You get extra pionts.

Never forget the blonde eyebrows. They must have locked them in the Marvel vault with Wanda’s accent.

Stop giving us boners!

RIght! AND Walker didn’t seem to accomplish anything as Captain America. He got beat up a few times, let his friend die, and then killed a guy with a shield because he was upset. He didn’t do anything.

Pen15 is massively underrated. On second thought, maybe it’s massively ignored. It’s really funny.

While I like your ideas, the authorities will know something is up.

Yikes. You’re pretty condescending even for the internet. I’m gonna go. 

A corporation is just one version of “a collection of people with a common purpose.”

I still think it’s beyond strange that corporations weigh in on stuff like this. Just like... be a corporation.

It’s so strange having news like this next to our day to day news. Like we flew a goddamn helicopter on goddamn MARS! But the story next to it is:

There’s so much happening here. Is it wrestling apparel or lingerie? Both? Exacto knives for hands? Sure. Neck gaiter? You bet you’re ass.

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