Is there ANY advantage to this?

Where the hell do i get a $38 dollar burrito then?

Boy, Bart! Laddie’s the best dog in the world! He’s nothing like your old dog.

And now I am going to repeat what my four year old said to me once when she asked me about churches and what they were for. We lived across the street from one of ‘god’s houses’. I tried to explain how some people believe that god created the world and looks down from above to judge our behaviour and ‘guide’ our…

What’d that teacher do? I’m curious.

I live in Florida. Wawa’s are here now. They’re fine.

I still find it strange that bean water is possibly the most popular beverage on the planet. 

Aide: Mr. President, would you like a beverage?

I guarantee there was a conversation with her about the inheritance before that speech. Regardless, garbage human being.

Add coconut milk

Trump showed us the lows that are possible.

It was on Netflix called “The Family.” You’re right, and it was BONKERS!

Imagine an off duty firefighter beating a cop to death with a fire extinguisher

pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!

We should make a giant statue of trump and then drop it into the deepest swamp in the Everglades. 

Username checks out.