Imagine an off-duty fire fighter setting other fire fighters houses on fire.

Nazi’s know better than to hit the showers.

Thanks. Hollywood is dumb.

There have so many articles about this, but I still somehow have no idea what’s going on.

I feel like whenever Subway is mentioned, people say something along the lines of “Subway is the worst. The bread is good though.”

Daiya makes a vegan mac sauce that resembles the texture/taste of velveeta. It’s pretty good.

Madness Libs

Right! I thought the US doesn’t negotiate with terrorists or whatever.

We might be only 10 years away from the United States of America (a subsidiary of Amazon eCommerce).

... and poop EVERYWHERE!

Is this goon gonna be Trump 2.0?

The decisions these people made will/have lead to the deaths a far more people than serial killer kill.

There’s a lotta Typhoid Garys in this country.

Kind of seems like the things you do determine who you are.

I remember at the time thinking, “this is the dumbest we can get.”

The system works!

Ron Howard’s voice, “He came down there.”

Rich people prefer sous-vide babies. 

Seinfeld? Is that you?

What’s Cyberpunk 2077?