Welcome to Italian cars. Where the engines are big, the engine bays are small, and the wiring diagrams don’t matter.

Points for Graverobber for the TF reference.

For those who want Italian flair with their Cadillac Cimmaron experience...

Because this is the right response.

I’ll bet his neighbors would like to talk to him about that motorhome too.

Parts car for LeMons, turbo for tow car.

Hot Wheels quickly fell out of favor in our household, as daddy always wanted the cool, limited, and historically accurate ones, while mommy always leaned toward the weird alien creations. My inner purist can’t allow the two to coexist.

It basically ruined my day. Time to drink.

Well, the mid-2000s were a garbage time for me getting with Jill Wagner, because I absolutely did not. I’ll tell you that.

Survivor? Eye of the Tiger is awe...oh, that Survivor never mind.

How hot is Jill Wagner?

Death on 4 wheels all day long…

My wife and I were just at Carmax a couple weeks ago looking at some vehicles that would transport 6 people in comfort and did not contain the word minivan (we’ve owned an Odyssey since 2005). The sales guy showed us a few and let us test drive several. Prior to that I asked if these had extended warranties available…

I got e-mails (“Dear Doug, can you take your Skyline to CarMax?”). I got text messages (“Hey man, take your Skyline to CarMax!”). I got YouTube comments (“u should of taken ur skyline asshole”).

Either way, I figured there was no way they’d be able to come up with an accurate value, which is, of course, 45,100 credits in GranTurismo 2.

Best piece of prose by far

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”