Also, it’s a 750li. Isn’t that, like, enough?

I like it more when people paint their drum brakes red.

Rust. Intentional rust.

FUCK THIS SHIT!!! AAARGHH!

Fake badging. Anyone who knows enough to be impressed by an ///M knows your 323Ci (or 750li) is a phony

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

Nobody outside of the action knows why he left Bentley, but the rumor is that he didn’t wash his hands after using the men’s room and everyone at Bentley thought that was icky.

1.)They are not weird, they are pretty sensible - 2.) In Europe they are common and sometimes even mandated

Think of all the accidents that could be prevented if you didn’t have a passenger yelling at you and telling you how to drive.

My Mom’s arm

The Gallardo LP560 went from clean to down right ugly.

Sorry I missed the opportunity to offer my own pet peave: diffusers, and their lookalikes. If your vehicle doesn’t have the carefully directed airflow that makes them work, then please leave them off.

Haha never did that. I think in GT2 there was a “top Speed” race around the big oval that I would take a high HP supra to (Fav. car at the time). It was only like 5 laps and at 200+MPH only took like 3 min. to do, you would only win $50K but the prize car was worth $150k or something, I think it was a Tommy Kaira R33…

I remember how excited I was when I realized it had the same dash as my ‘86 Mustang GT.

Eh hem. Eh hem. Excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Eh hem (this list is bullshit). Eh hem! [I’m just joking, not really complaining. Well ok, a tiny bit.]

STOP WHINING. *Chooses Escudo for fifteenth consecutive race.*

No Hard Drivin’?

Mike,