So believe victims but not really, got it

**Thomas, on behalf of himself: Buy me a yacht”

“...But he said ‘cold chainsaw!’ when he handed it to me!!!”

This is the only joke that needs to be said; and as it has, I have nothing to do but curtesy and stand aside.

Praying for Alec. Accidents do happen unfortunately.

Baldwin is the least lumberjacky actor possible. 

My version: ‘Working on set with Alec Baldwin’

“The deadliest profession in the world” being Baldwin’s cinematographer?

When you’re so progressive you go backwards to men mostly winning everything.

Rated PG-13

They should have just called the character Mordo and in this universe he’s not a wizard. 

Given the issues people reported with getting glitches / plotlines fixed, given how relatively short the experience actually is for everything it tries to cram in, and given how long it can take to realize things aren’t working (as opposed to just assuming it’s all working as intended and you must be missing…

Let me be the first of many to say that being groped and slobbered on by Francis Ford Coppola at any age, but especially now, gets me horny as HELL. No need to reply, I know everyone agrees.

Look at the comments by Radcliffe and the comments by Rowling, and tell me which is the more reasoned response by a happier person.

I honestly thought he was dead

I ask again: when the fuck did everyone start considering Leo some sort of actor? Sure, he’s a movie star. Yes.

Money?

Michael Douglas had the best line in Quantumania: “I like ants.”

Republicans are about ready nominate a rapist for president.

Fat, dumb and so racist that Republicans say ‘Hey, maybe that’s a bit too racist!’ is no way to go through life, son.